Ever since Key & Peele redefined his name on this sketch, “Substitute Teacher” aka A-A-ron has never been the same. When he was not traveling through Argentina, Brazil, Colombia, Costa Rica, Mexico, the UK, or the US for work, this guy spent his time prepping to run his first triathlon (albeit a sprint, aka as the easiest kind) later to move to Bentonville, Arkansas, working for a little known retailer who happens to be the largest company in the world (depending on the price of oil). An Economics major, he figured an MBA wouldn’t hurt his chances of world domination. Bilingual in Spanish & English, he has lived in all NAFTA countries and is engaged to his college sweetheart who happens to be a Russian (no, she’s not a spy… or so she says – have you watched the Americans lately!?).